Round 1 Final Scores
| Darren's Destroyers | 88.5 | 67 | Danny's Dorks |
| Virgina Hooligans | 67.5 | 71 | Kittyhawk Giants |
| Hired Mercenaries | 40 | 60.5 | Shark Attack |
| Ebeneezer | 36.5 | 30 | Chicago Muffin Men |
| Midnight Riders | 37.5 | 17 | Mad Cows |
| Amish Rake Fight | 62.5 | 56 | Dells Quarriers |
| GBPackers | 23 | 53 | Eau Claire Nudists |
| Madison Badgers | 54 | 59 | Dells Vikings |
| Blazing Gunz | 89 | 57 | Bolt Backers |
| Colorado Terrors | 38.5 | 52 | Big Blue Wreckin' Crew |
| Roadrunners | 20.5 | 28.5 | The Blowfish |
| Michael Jackson's Day Care | 83.5 | 85.5 | Miami Dolphins |
| Darren's Destroyers | Danny's Dorks | ||
| Tom Brady | 14.5 | 23 | Carson Palmer |
| Deshaun Foster | 29 | 4 | Curtis Martin |
| Dominick Rhodes | 2 | 3 | Darren Sproles |
| Randy Moss | 7 | 10 | Jimmy Smith |
| Anquan Boldin | 21 | 12 | Larry Fitzgerald |
| Randy McMichael | 4 | 0 | Desmond Clark |
| Redskins | 6 | 8 | Jaguars |
| Santana Moss | 5 | 7 | Tony Fisher |
| 88.5 | 67 | ||
| Virgina Hooligans | Kittyhawk Giants | ||
| Matt Hasselbeck | 8.5 | 11 | Steve McNair |
| Clinton Portis | 25 | 11 | Tiki Barber |
| Michael Turner | 9 | 21 | Rudi Johnson |
| Torry Holt | 7 | 4 | Dennis Northcutt |
| Plaxico Burress | 4 | 1 | Scottie Vines |
| Courtney Anderson | 7 | 5 | Zach Hilton |
| Seahawks | 7 | 15 | Texans |
| Troy Williamson | 0 | 3 | Tyson Thompson |
| 67.5 | 71 | ||
| Hired Mercenaries | Shark Attack | ||
| Ken Dorsey | 0 | 0 | Chad Pennington |
| Cadillac Williams | 9 | 16 | Shaun Alexander |
| Mike Alstott | 0 | 8 | Reuben Droughns |
| Antwaan Randle El | 4 | 1 | Keyshawn Johnson |
| Keenan McCardell | 6 | 8.5 | Wes Welker |
| Tony Gonzalez | 8 | 3 | Dallas Clark |
| Cardinals | 9 | 11 | Chargers |
| Heath Miller | 4 | 13 | Ricky Williams |
| 40 | 60.5 | ||
| Ebeneezer | Chicago Muffin Men | ||
| Aaron Brooks | 2.5 | 3.5 | Eli Manning |
| Edgerrin James | 17 | 3 | Steven Jackson |
| LaDainian Tomlinson | 10 | 6 | JJ Arrington |
| Joe Horn | 4 | 0.5 | Bethal Johnson |
| Randy Hymes | 0 | 3 | Drew Bennett |
| Mark Campbell | E-Q | 0 | Jason Witten |
| Vikings | 3 | 6 | Panthers |
| Amani Toomer | 0 | 8 | Mark Clayton |
| 36.5 | 30 | ||
| Midnight Riders | Mad Cows | ||
| Jake Plummer | 13.5 | 0 | Koy Detmer |
| Labrandon Toefield | 0 | 4 | Brian Westbrook |
| Thomas Jones | 9 | 0 | Ran Carthon |
| Jerry Porter | 5 | 0 | Michael Jenkins |
| Michael Clayton | 0 | 9 | Terry Glenn |
| Jeremy Shockey | 2 | E-Q | Erron Kinney |
| Ravens | 4 | 2 | Browns |
| Jabar Gaffney | 4 | 2 | Shaun McDonald |
| 37.5 | 17 | ||
| Amish Rake Fight | Dells Quarriers | ||
| Trent Green | 17.5 | 21 | Peyton Manning |
| Tatum Bell | 4 | 3 | Jamal Lewis |
| Lee Suggs | 0 | 1 | Josh Scobey |
| Andre Johnson | 7 | 12 | Steve Smith |
| David Boston | 0 | 0 | Greg Lewis |
| Kris Wilson | 1 | 0 | Bubba Franks |
| Falcons | 7 | 10 | Lions |
| Larry Johnson | 26 | 9 | Eddie Drummond |
| 62.5 | 56 | ||
| GBPackers | Eau Claire Nudists | ||
| Joey Harrington | 0 | 7 | Drew Bledsoe |
| Lamont Jordan | 6 | 20 | Michael Bennett |
| Chris Brown | 3 | 4 | Antwain Smith |
| Roy Williams | 3 | 3 | Isaac Bruce |
| David Givens | 2 | 13 | Joey Galloway |
| Ben Troupe | 6 | 2 | Kyle Brady |
| Saints | 3 | 4 | Buccaneers |
| Mike Williams | 0 | 0 | Rod Gardner |
| 23 | 53 | ||
| Madison Badgers | Dells Vikings | ||
| Brett Favre | 9.5 | 14 | Ryan Fitzpatrick |
| Ronnie Brown | 11 | 8 | Willie Parker |
| Samkon Gado | 14 | 13 | Corey Dillon |
| Daunte Stallworth | 2 | 12 | Marvin Harrison |
| Justin Gage | 0 | 3 | Nate Burleson |
| LJ Smith | 4 | 5 | Jeb Putzier |
| Broncos | 10 | 4 | Cowboys |
| Reggie Swinton | 3.5 | 0 | Eric Moulds |
| 54 | 59 | ||
| Blazing Gunz | Bolt Backers | ||
| Charlie Frye | 20 | 25 | Ben Roethlisberger |
| Heath Evans | 0 | 9 | Willis McGahee |
| Aaron Stecker | 8 | 5 | Chester Taylor |
| Lee Evans | 29 | 6 | Cedrick Wilson |
| Reggie Wayne | 11 | 10 | Eddie Kennison |
| Antonio Gates | 11 | 1 | Aaron Shea |
| Patriots | 10 | 1 | Rams |
| Joe Jurevicious | 0 | 0 | Aaron Moorehead |
| 89 | 57 | ||
| Colorado Terrors | Big Blue Wreckin' Crew | ||
| Brad Johnson | 20.5 | 16 | Drew Brees |
| Duce Staley | 0 | 6 | Brandon Jacobs |
| Warrick Dunn | 8 | 0 | Vernon Hayes |
| Derrick Mason | 3 | 6 | Donald Driver |
| Lavaranues Coles | 3 | 12 | Quincy Morgan |
| Marcus Pollard | 1 | 5 | Alge Crumpler |
| Titans | 3 | 7 | Steelers |
| Mewelde Moore | 0 | 0 | Kevin Curtis |
| 38.5 | 52 | ||
| Roadrunners | The Blowfish | ||
| Michael Vick | 7.5 | 13.5 | Kerry Collins |
| Fred Taylor | 0 | 2 | Travis Henry |
| TJ Duckett | 0 | 0 | William Green |
| Ashley Lelie | 6 | 0 | Muhsin Muhammad |
| Chris Henry | 5 | 7 | Rod Smith |
| Aaron Walker | 0 | 0 | Matt Schobel |
| Eagles | 0 | 5 | Giants |
| Justin Griffith | 2 | 1 | Travis Taylor |
| 20.5 | 28.5 | ||
| Michael Jackson's Day Care | Miami Dolphins | ||
| Kyle Boller | 16.5 | 19.5 | Sage Rosenfels |
| Kevin Jones | 0 | 15 | Julius Jones |
| Mike Anderson | 21 | 2 | BJ Sams |
| Chris Chambers | 29 | 25 | Hines Ward |
| Marcus Robinson | 3 | 0 | Brandon Stokley |
| Jimmy Kleinsasser | 2 | 0 | Kris Mangum |
| Bills | 3 | 4 | Raiders |
| Jerome Bettis | 9 | 20 | TJ Houshmandzadeh |
| 83.5 | 85.5 |